I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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