Old men and throwing up are my life now.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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