I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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