Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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