Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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