when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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