how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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