Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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