have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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