thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
