In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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