You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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