What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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