dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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