Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Randomize
