Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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