what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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