Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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