My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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