Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
you never un-have a 4some
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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