we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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