shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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