so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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