walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
A bitchslap is in order.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
