Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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