omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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