shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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