This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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