i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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