we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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