when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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