your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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