I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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