so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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