Life is so much better after having sex.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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