oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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