I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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