Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
