remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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