areolas are like halos for boobs.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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