That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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