I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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