How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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