I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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