so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i've created a new STD.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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