I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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