Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
