Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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