Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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