yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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